2.14.2008

I've Had It With These Motherf*ckin' Cookies on This Motherf*ckin' Truck

At 1 PM today, a truck container separated from its tractor-trailor, spilling a whole shitload of Hondouran cookies all over 1-95 and I-476. ABC News reports: "The cookies were apparently not a rush order by the Girl Scouts." Authorities are not certain what caused the crash, though word is they're checking into several anti-Hondouran-cookie groups. Joey Vento, consider yourself warned.

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