Thank you, Chase, for that marvelous introduction. And congrats. Your Tastykake endorsement agent might be trying to wash your mouth out with butterscotch frosting, but we understand. The 2008 Phillies are the World Fucking Champions! “World Champions” doesn’t convey the angst, the exuberance, the relief, the elation, the pride. Maybe we’re still a little drunk from celebrating all last week, but Phillies, we love you. Thank you.